unshaped:

when you’re tired and people force you to do something for them

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bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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the-seer-of-booty:

skinpoweredpant:

cute breadling goes for a swim :)

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porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

fuglyselfie:

I have this heart condition where I don’t have one

  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

So, I started from scratch. I made another, then another. And by the end of the semester, by box number five, I had built this thing. You should’ve seen it, it was insane. I mean, I built it out of Peruvian walnut with inlaid zebrawood. It was fitted with pegs, no screws. I sanded it for days until it was smooth as glass. And then I rubbed all the wood with tung oil, so it was rich and dark. It even smelled good. You know, you put your nose in it and breathed in… it was perfect.

shittier:

barraco barner 

shittier:

barraco barner 

hitlersasshole:

at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase