postitnoting:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

meladoodle:

this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica

clamjob:

IM SCREAMING THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

its-arrested-development:

I’ve been keeping the bees in my apartment. I was using my magic smoke on them.