if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies


do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl


A trilogy


"tell us something about yourself"



i always try to barter at trader joes and they get super pissy about it like maybe change your name.

"Love liberates. It doesn’t bind. Love says. ‘I love you. I love you if you’re in China. I love you if you’re across town. I love you if you’re in Harlem. I love you. I would like to be near you. I’d like to have your arms around me. I’d like to hear your voice in my ear. But that’s not possible now. So I love you. Go.’"

Maya Angelou


[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta